Brocelona Bro

thedisembowelist:

You see this bitch? This is the fucking Audi A9 Concept vehicle.
It is the most beastly motherfucker to light up my Tumblr page.
The thing has engines in it’s wheels.
IN THE MOTHERFUCKING WHEELS.
See that futuristic design? Makes Acura designs look so 2010.
Oh? Where’s the windshield? It’s fully integrated into the roof using nano technology.
That means the bitch repairs itself.
Oh and that badass window and windshields?
It can change from solid like that to clear when you drive.
White isn’t a very sporty color? NO WORRIES. This beast can change it’s motherfucking color to whatever you fucking want.
THIS BITCH SHOULD GET IN MY GARAGE.

why don’t they hire people from tumblr to do commercials

You see this bitch? This is the fucking Audi A9 Concept vehicle.

It is the most beastly motherfucker to light up my Tumblr page.

The thing has engines in it’s wheels.

IN THE MOTHERFUCKING WHEELS.

See that futuristic design? Makes Acura designs look so 2010.

Oh? Where’s the windshield? It’s fully integrated into the roof using nano technology.

That means the bitch repairs itself.

Oh and that badass window and windshields?

It can change from solid like that to clear when you drive.

White isn’t a very sporty color? NO WORRIES. This beast can change it’s motherfucking color to whatever you fucking want.

THIS BITCH SHOULD GET IN MY GARAGE.

why don’t they hire people from tumblr to do commercials

(Source: cartagra)

(I’m running errands for my pregnant wife. While walking to a nearby store, I see two teenagers harassing a child that is only four or five years old. I shoo them away from the boy, and he introduces himself.)
Me: “So, where’s your mom at?”
Boy: “She’s in the store. Do you have kids?”
Me: “Not yet. We’re expecting a baby girl soon, though.”
Boy: “Well, she’s going to turn out nice, like you! So, I’m going to marry her someday!”
(I laugh, and play along while I bring him to the service desk, and wait until his mom picks him up. Six years later, my daughter comes home from school and introduces us to a friend that defended her against a bully on the playground. I didn’t recognize him, but he certainly knew who I was!)

the-absolute-best-posts:

F. Scott and Zelda Fitzgerald

(Source: dont-britta-this)

wordsgonesilent:

frosty-butt:

concernedresidentofbakerstreet:

skitsskat:

youngheartoldmind:

white people

LMFAO that milk one though. OMG how does that even happen?!!

(Source: bitchface-loves-you)

firstglance-reminiscing:

elkane:

Jack Dawson… Penniless artist who wins a ticket onto Titanic in 1912, attends a first class dinner, develops a taste for the finer things in life, pockets the Heart of the Ocean, survives the sinking, pawns the diamond, spends the following ten years building his wealth and in 1922 moves to West Egg as Jay Gatsby… Millionaire with a shady past and fear of swimming pools.

And they both die in water.

avatargrimes:

jaclcfrost:

chiptunehero:

jaclcfrost:

no one ever talks about peter pan’s brother

peter pot

peter pot
the only boy who was higher than peter pan

and this is probably why no one talks about him

peter pot is so high, he neverlands.

leftforbed:

leftforbed:

mcsnuggie:

true self control is waiting until the movie starts to eat your popcorn

why would the movie eat my popcorn

nevermind i get it

(Source: cutesideofaverage)

(Source: leesahmariem)